Family Loyalty Badge

Have you ever seen the Family Loyalty Badge on someone's profile and thought "How do I get that?" No longer do you have to skulk around the site like some kind of fucking moron looking for answers! The "Five Steps" were created by the Church of Vanderstank centuries ago, and have been updated over the years to reflect the modern era. Each step is revealed once the previous step has been completed.

Step 1

The first of the Five Steps is to record a video of yourself repeating the mantra "Vanderthanks" for several minutes with great feeling, ideally wearing a ZOOM shirt. Feel free to make it your own—some members choose to do a five-minute mantra repetition, and one member even went above and beyond by filming an entire conversation explaining how Vanderthankful he was.

When you have completed Step 1, show a Vanderstank Executive or send it to members@vanderstank.com and they'll show you where to go next.