Our wonderful Members.
Here at Vanderstank, we believe that people come first. Our Family Members are our pride and joy, the beating heart of the Company that keeps us going through good times and bad. From the highest executives to the newest recruits, every member of the Vanderstank Family is important—even you. Click here to join the Family.
Brodona Oven Pit "Galactagos" Floya
PRESIDENT AND CHAIRMAN
DIRECTOR OF VANDERSTANK LUXURY MEDIA GROUP
Phelix McGraw Jordanesque Cornflakes "The Sliding Skytongue" Hemmitt
EXECUTIVE VICE PRESIDENT
DIRECTOR OF ARCADIA GROUP
PRODUCT DEVELOPMENT CONSULTANT
Tangus Gerhardt Dawson
ASST. DIRECTOR OF VANDERSTANKLIFE, VANDERSTANKEATS, AND VANDERSTANKACTIVE
Micycle Band-Aid Fic
PUBLIC RELATIONS SPECIALIST
Charleston Scrubbler "Lung Buster" Tumaki
PYROTECHNICS AND ROBOTICS CONSULTANT
Salice Chives Moonchild
HERBOLOGY AND PSYCHOTROPICS CONSULTANT
Travis Carlyle Varnum
DIRECTOR OF V‑COMMERCE
GRAND EVANGELIST FOR THE CHURCH OF VANDERSTANK
J. Thaddeus "Vurscifer" Caldwell
Liberty M. Novak
OCCULT & SPIRITUAL REALM CONSULTANT
Muhammad Borges Smith
WINE & CHEESE & WEAPONS CONSULTANT
Bob "Edgyteen" Cruikshank-Condit
VACRO ITo see your name and badges listed on this page, advance to VACRO II.
Dr. George j'Ohnston Head
"I was in a bad spot in my life. I mishandled classified information and brought shame upon the Company. But then Vanderstank showed me the light. Because of their wonderful Personal Treatment and re-education program, I learned that I didn't need my friends and family who refused to believe in Vanderstank. Just as Vanderstank corrected me, I now have a new purpose in correcting my former loved ones. I have a new Family now: the Vanderstank Family."
— Celia Cave, VACRO III
Fill out a membership application, and take the first step to unleashing the power of a newer, better you.