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Members of a Brighter Tomorrow

Here at Vanderstank, we believe that people come first. Our Family Members are our pride and joy, the beating heart of the Company that keeps us going through good times and bad. From the highest executives to the newest recruits, every member of the Vanderstank Family is important.

Executive Board

Brodona Oven Pit Floya

Brodona Oven Pit "Galactagos" Floya

PRESIDENT AND CHAIRMAN

DIRECTOR OF VANDERSTANK LUXURY MEDIA GROUP

Member since Vanderstank 2.0 Vanderstank Golden Oak Badge Vanderstank Family Loyalty Badge Vanderstank Green Badge Vanderstank Blue Badge Vanderbank Power Unit Holder badge Executive Board Member
Phelix McGraw Jordanesque Cornflakes Hemmitt

Phelix McGraw Jordanesque Cornflakes "The Sliding Skytongue" Hemmitt

EXECUTIVE VICE PRESIDENT

DIRECTOR OF ARCADIA GROUP

ASST. DIRECTOR OF SPECIAL OPERATIONS

PRODUCT DEVELOPMENT CONSULTANT

Member since Vanderstank 4.0 Vanderstank Golden Oak Badge Vanderstank Family Loyalty Badge Vanderstank Green Badge Vanderstank Blue Badge Vanderbank Power Unit Holder badge Executive Board Member
Tangus Gerhardt Dawson

Tangus Gerhardt Dawson

DIRECTOR OF VANDERSTANKLIFE, VANDERSTANKEATS, AND VANDERSTANKACTIVE

Member since Vanderstank 2.0 Vanderstank Golden Oak Badge Vanderstank Family Loyalty Badge Vanderbank Power Unit Holder badge Executive Board Member
Micycle Band-Aid Fic

Micycle Band-Aid Fic

CHIEF SURGEON

PUBLIC RELATIONS SPECIALIST

Member since Vanderstank 2.0 Vanderstank Golden Oak Badge Vanderstank Family Loyalty Badge Vanderbank Power Unit Holder Badge Vanderstank Treated Badge Executive Board Member
Charleston Scrubbler Tumaki

Charleston Scrubbler "Lung Buster" Tumaki

PYROTECHNICS AND ROBOTICS CONSULTANT

Member since Vanderstank 4.0 Vanderstank Iron Badge Vanderstank Family Loyalty Badge Vanderbank Power Unit Holder Badge Vanderstank Treated Badge Executive Board Member
Salice Chives Moonchild

Salice Chives Moonchild

HERBOLOGY AND PSYCHOTROPICS CONSULTANT

Member since Vanderstank 4.0 Vanderstank Pearl Badge Vanderstank Green Badge Vanderstank Family Loyalty Badge Vanderbank Power Unit Holder Badge Executive Board Member Vanderstank Treated Badge
Travis Varnum

Travis Carlyle Varnum

DIRECTOR OF V‑COMMERCE

CHIEF EVANGELIST FOR THE CHURCH OF VANDERSTANK

Member since Vanderstank 2.0 Vanderstank Iron Badge Vanderstank Family Loyalty Badge Vanderbank Power Unit Holder badge Executive Board Member
Liberty M Novak

Liberty M. Novak

OCCULT & SPIRITUAL REALM CONSULTANT

Member since Vanderstank 5.0 Vanderstank Pearl Badge Vanderstank Family Loyalty Badge Vanderstank Blue Badge Executive Board Member
J Thaddeus Vurscifer Caldwell

J. Thaddeus "Vurscifer" Caldwell

HISTORICAL ENGINEER

Member since Vanderstank 5.0 Vanderstank Pearl Badge Vanderbank Power Unit Holder Badge Executive Board Member

Retired: Dr. George j'Ohnson Head

Featured Family Members

Celia Cave

Member since Vanderstank 2.0 Vanderstank Iron Badge Vanderstank Family Loyalty Badge Vanderstank Treated Badge

Lewis Cave

Member since Vanderstank 2.0 Vanderstank Iron Badge Vanderstank Family Loyalty Badge Vanderstank Treated Badge

Blair Stevens

Member since Vanderstank 4.0 Vanderstank Black Badge Vanderstank Family Loyalty Badge

Chiara Ferrero

Member since Vanderstank 4.0 Vanderstank Iron Badge Vanderstank Blue Badge

Gregers Kaat

Member since Vanderstank 5.0 Vanderstank Black Badge Vanderbank Power Unit Holder badge

Madi Deimos

Member since Vanderstank 5.0 Vanderstank Iron Badge Vanderstank Family Loyalty Badge Vanderbank Power Unit Holder badge
"I was in a bad spot in my life. I mishandled classified information and brought shame upon the Company. But then Vanderstank showed me the light. Because of their wonderful Personal Treatment and re-education program, I learned that I didn't need my friends and family who refused to believe in Vanderstank. Just as Vanderstank corrected me, I now have a new purpose in correcting my former loved ones. I have a new Family now: the Vanderstank Family."
— Celia Cave, Iron Badge

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