V0002 Phelix McGraw Cornflakes The Sliding Skytongue Hemmitt

This man has outdrank a Scotsman, a slav, and an Iroquois fellow at the same time. This man has never refused to help anyone who has asked help. This is a man who cries every time he takes a life. He has won more bar room brawls than Brodona could keep track of. Vanderstank has expressly forbade him from receiving a cognitioneering procedure out to fear of him taking over Vanderstank and conquering all of humanity. And most importantly, he has the testicles to tell our glorious president to fuck off. Every time Brodona fires him, he just says no and continues on his work. His biggest weakness is that he cannot see without the aid of a lens. He cares not about the backroom politics of the company, he just wants to see the company strive, succeed, and flourish.