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Welcome home.

We're so glad you've made it here. Welcome to Vanderstank, your first and last stop for a newer, better you.

We manufacture a complete line of products to improve every aspect of your life, from food to furniture to technological marvels, as well as a cutting-edge spiritual system to unleash your inner strength and expose the secrets of the universe to you.

We can't wait to get started!

"Joining the Family was the best decision I ever made. Five years ago I was living in a trash-filled alleyway in total squalor. Now I'm successful, wealthy, and enlightened, and the inner workings of the universe are laid out before me like a beautiful banquet. Vanderthanks!"