V0002 Phelix McGraw Cornflakes The Sliding Skytongue Hemmitt

Titles: Grand Tinkerer

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This man has outdrank a Scotsman, a slav, and an Iroquois fellow at the same time. This man has never refused to help anyone who has asked help. This is a man who cries every time he takes a life. He has won more bar room brawls than Brodona could keep track of. Vanderstank has expressly forbade him from receiving a cognitioneering procedure out to fear of him taking over Vanderstank and conquering all of humanity. And most importantly, he has the testicles to tell our glorious president to fuck off. Every time Brodona fires him, he just says no and continues on his work. His biggest weakness is that he cannot see without the aid of a lens. He cares not about the backroom politics of the company, he just wants to see the company strive, succeed, and flourish.

V0002 went Apostle Hunting and found MrsN's holy symbol Apr 19 12:54pm

V0002 went Apostle Hunting and found Trix's holy symbol Apr 19 12:53pm

V0002 went Apostle Hunting and found Caroline's holy symbol Apr 19 12:51pm

V0002 was watching VanderstankTV Mar 3, 2023 8:04pm

V0002 played V0001 in Synchronized Color Invention Mar 3, 2023 7:24pm

V0002 won 1 VC at the Casino Mar 3, 2023 7:22pm

V0002 played V0001 in Synchronized Color Invention Mar 3, 2023 7:21pm

V0002 won 1 VC at the Casino Mar 3, 2023 7:21pm

V0002 won 1 VC at the Casino Mar 3, 2023 7:19pm

V0002 was watching VanderstankTV Mar 3, 2023 7:18pm

V0002 pled not guilty in HUBRIS case #307 Mar 3, 2023 7:10pm

V0002 pled not guilty in HUBRIS case #304 Dec 20, 2022 12:13pm

V0002 was watching VanderstankTV Jun 18, 2022 12:25am

V0002 invested at 0.923 VC Dec 12, 2021 11:52am

V0002 Phelix McGraw Cornflakes The Sliding Skytongue Hemmitt

Dec 9, 2020 6:44pm

Our past Grand Overlord, V0001, was kind enough to gift everyone a pep-talk from me. You’re all working hard, and you’re doing awesome. Don’t let anyone tell you anything otherwise! You can do it. Just give ’er all you got and you’ll go places!

V0001