Xyla my dingle! Vanderful to see you here again!
V0604 Xyla Glockenspiel Gunner Kanin
Titles: Asst. Priestess
Badge Collection: 
Xyla Kanin joined us during V5.0 and has been a valuable addition to our Church proceedings ever since.
V0604 won 1 VC at the Casino
V0604 was watching VanderstankTV
V0604 was watching VanderstankTV
V0604 was watching VanderstankTV
V0604 won 1 VC at the Casino
V0604 was watching VanderstankTV
V0604 won 1 VC at the Casino
V0604 was watching VanderstankTV
V0604 won 1 VC at the Casino
V0604 won 1 VC at the Casino
V0604 was watching VanderstankTV
V0604 won 1 VC at the Casino
V0604 was watching VanderstankTV
V0604 won 1 VC at the Casino
V0604 was watching VanderstankTV
V0604 won 1 VC at the Casino
V0604 played V1149 in Synchronized Color Invention
V0604 won 1 VC at the Casino
V0604 won 1 VC at the Casino
V0604 won 1 VC at the Casino
V0604 won 1 VC at the Casino
V0604 was watching VanderstankTV
V0604 was watching VanderstankTV
V0604 installed Entity on VanderstankOS
V0604 won 1 VC at the Casino
V0604 won 1 VC at the Casino
V0604 won 1 VC at the Casino
V0604 won 1 VC at the Casino
V0604 went Apostle Hunting and found Eris's holy symbol
V0604 went Apostle Hunting and found Trix's holy symbol
Right on, right on.
V0604 went Apostle Hunting and found Poppy's holy symbol
V0604 went Apostle Hunting and found Caroline's holy symbol
Boy do I have some news for you
V0604 installed Greengrocer on VanderstankOS
V0604 won 1 VC at the Casino
Fuckin rude
V0604 won 1 VC at the Casino
V0604 was watching VanderstankTV
*a may
Thanks mate
I thought we had a strict no-flirting policy on this site.
I checked with HR, it said straight up proposals are an adequate loophole.
I checked with HR, and they said they don’t exist.
I checked with HR it said it does exist you just failed to notice.
V0604 Xyla Glockenspiel Gunner Kanin
I fed my family with the bullshit of my left tit. And the milky rice potatoes of innocence on my other left tit. I kept the right ones for my god Caroline.
V0001
Hey, recipe day isn’t until Friday.
<3
V0604 Xyla Glockenspiel Gunner Kanin
Taking knowledge is stealing memory, the more you know the less I remember.
The Family is Vandersorry. :(
V0604 Xyla Glockenspiel Gunner Kanin
To play the color game, select the color then press enter of click away from the box. Best game since chumbles.
V0001
V0604 Xyla Glockenspiel Gunner Kanin
As it was prophesied in the old book, shall thousand gold and you shall seven; against: they as it was prophesied in the old book, when. none house given and lo, children behold life hand we did. ?
V0001
Looks like someone’s been taking lessons from Ethlon!
V0604 Xyla Glockenspiel Gunner Kanin
She’ll be here soon—let us wait here together. It will be less painful that way when the sudden realization hits us. - some random website
V0001, V1024
Hey, I’ve heard of that site before.
Some have said as much. Others have said as little..
V1024 Thanks! Am I enlightened yet?
Forever and always.
V0604 Xyla Glockenspiel Gunner Kanin
Vanderthanks to the Vandermarket and the wildly new up-and-coming currency Vandercoin! I don’t even need to leave the hub to do all of my holiday shopping! Make sure to show your loved ones how much you officially care by supporting your true family. <3
V0001, V0405
I hear that’s some new up-and-coming currency that’s on the rise nowadays!@
V0604 Xyla Glockenspiel Gunner Kanin
Big pray to the all healing Caroline for our glorious V0002, may the light of sanitation sanitize you deeply.
V0001, V0439
He’ll be fine. He’ll just drink himself better.
Internal sanitization is the healthiest of all <3
Not too much at the moment. Prepping for the Big Hullabaloo.
V0604 Xyla Glockenspiel Gunner Kanin
’Repair, revive, revamp, renew. Ipse dixit, just turn the screw.’ - The Nowhere Man
V0001
All day every day baby!
Great comment I approve!
Everywhere all the time.
I love the Church
I’ll take twelve.